If three cats and two lemons make five bananas, and the sun is in the orange zone, how many elephants in bikinis are attacking Toronto AS WE SPEAK? Would you wear a scanty viking outfit with horns and lead the battalions? on film?

Hahaha wow. That sounds like a dream I had once. And I sure would wearing a viking outfit!

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