Thursday, February 25, 2010

Oui girls! Erotica girls! Boys come a-runnin!

That nonsense is from a 1980s porno trailer I watched a little while ago. Psymon and I were laughing so loud! I almost choked on my strawberry chocolate chunk ice cream.

Porn was so...dare I say BAD back then! The hair is the least of the problem (though that much bush is ridiculous). The angles are bad, the plots are cheesy and everyone's skin is washed out and greasy-looking because of sub-par equipment. In the 70s porn trailers, everyone was acting like they were on heroin.

Still, ya gotta hand it to those people for being so bold and sexually free. I can appreciate the natural tits and the cunnilingus, even though it looked gross. :) Love how they just let the cum spray out of the dick, not caring about where it landed.

Now we have much hotter porn - glossy, smooth, hardcore pounding. We've tapped into our most basic sexual instincts, no matter how perverse they may be. :)

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